TL;DR

Chic vibe: Glossy Florida style with chandeliers and orchids.
Central stay: Right on 5th Ave in Old Naples.
Pool scene: Blue umbrellas and Barbie–Ken energy.
Bold aesthetic: Clean, bright, and unapologetically flashy.
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This Old Naples boutique homage to corporate and commercial chic is where you want to be for an earnestly Florida vacation.

A glowing mall entrance gives way to a bright white entryway studded with giant chandeliers and all of the orchids.

Staying right on 5th Ave is a nice catch; the neighborhood is perfect for a deep dive into the glossier parts of Naples city life.

Think white, in every sense. Sparkling cleanliness yields not much personality, but it’s great for that luxurious vibe.

The pool is a sea of blue umbrellas and lounges, and wouldn’t look out of place in a Barbie house. Ken’s house, we guess.

Get in touch with your inner Regina George, grab a mimosa (if you’re gonna drink, we’d rather you do it in the house) and strap in for a shiny stay.

What are the rooms like?

Number of rooms: 119 total.
Design: Black, white, and beige business-chic style.
Basics: Rooms start at 400 sq ft with Juliet balconies.
Upgrades: Larger suites with living areas and views.
Club level: Exclusive breakfast, rooftop, and hot tub access.
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Rooms have a sterile appeal worthy of Business Insider’s interior design issue, heavy on the black and white and beige.

We admit to being a tad harsh here, Florida design just opens up so many opportunities.

The beds actually have cute little headboards that add some personality. The bright, occasionally satiny pillows are not really our vibe, but they’re a nice touch.

The floors are either some kind of wood, tile, or marble. No faffing about with any of that carpeting nonsense.

The most basic rooms are 400 square feet, with Juliet balconies. They offer King Singles and Double Doubles.

Other options include better views, bigger balconies, and separate living areas. They all include luxurious bedding, marble bathrooms, Keurig coffee machines, and spacious wardrobes.

The Club Level Suites are where things get really plush. They’ve got the same kind of design, but much more space, and an exclusive location where Club Level guests can feel super posh.

This includes a complimentary continental breakfast, treats throughout the day, and a private rooftop with a hot tub.

What are prices like?

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And what’s the food like? Any facilities we should know about?

Plenty nearby: Right on 5th Ave for endless dining.
Onsite dining: Ocean Prime, Truluck’s, and Blu Bar & Grill.
Spa time: Massages, sauna, and steam rooms available.

You’re on 5th Ave, you won’t be short on food.

Yet, the hotel has its own collection of restaurants you’ll be able to access with basically zero effort.

Ocean Prime is an overly decorated testament to creative lighting, with a surf-and-turf concept that will make the sea creatures and land mammals alike full and happy.

Truluck’s is all-in on the seafood, sporting an upscale dinner menu with plenty of options just recently plucked from the sea.

It’s a gorgeous spot for date night or any other indulgent meal you’re in the mood for.

Breakfast is served at the pool- and courtyard-side Blu Bar & Grill, a more casual option for those who don’t need gold filigree near their dinners.

For maximum luxury, head to the onsite spa, where you can enjoy massages, saunas and steam rooms.

How is the neighborhood? Anything interesting nearby?

Prime location: Central Old Naples, walk everywhere.
Beach access: Less than 10 minutes to the sand and pier.
Nearby fun: Zoo, Botanical Garden, and Celebration Park.
Golfers: Surrounded by country clubs with hotel tips.

It’s hard to get more central than the Inn on Fifth.

Old Naples is the spot for drinking and dining, an area lined with shops and restaurants.

You’ll be able to walk up and down the Avenue, all the way to the beach in less than 10 minutes.

From there you can wander up and down the sand. The Pier is a nice spot to get in the water, and you’ll find a farmers’ market nearby if you go on the right day.

That’s just about what the peninsula part of Naples is going to give you.

Head into East Naples for access to many of the area’s attractions.

The Naples Zoo is less than a 10-minute drive northeast, or head southwest to the Botanical Garden. Celebration Park, right next door, has a selection of food trucks by the water that makes for some great lunch.

The area is surrounded by country clubs; golfers can ask the hotel for recommendations.

And what about the reviews? What did other guests think?

Some things guests liked:

“ The location is gorgeous, the hotel is easy to reach, the room just wonderful. In terms of room services it should be categorised as a 5 star hotel….”

“Great location and a very easy place to stay for the Naples experience and super staff….”

Some things guests didn’t like:

”Would have been nice to have a better breakfast option rather than around the pool but there were plenty of external options….”

”The lights in the bathroom did not work properly we told management 3 times and each time they told us it was fixed but in reality they were not fixed….”

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